ST/UT

ST and UT stands for Student Theatre and University Theatre.  Basically, the Theatre Arts department building, or ThA, weirdly pictured above.  This building is essentially two floors with a basement.  There is a bathroom located on the first and second floors, I have yet to discover a third one on the basement level (it gives me the creeps, I plan to explore the area with a friend soon to search for more bathrooms, YOU'RE WELCOME).  Essentially these bathrooms have one stall and two urinals.  The ground is that tiny creepy square tile, and the stales have a half-an-inch space between the doors and cracks, which translates to someone walking by and peaking in with no problem.  Everything is echoed in these bathrooms, and it's basically at a what I assume is a low 50's degree temperature.  If you're in a Theatre class (I bet you're regretting that 113 class about now) or just passing through, these bathrooms suck, but they get the job done.

3 Toilets

Rating System

When it comes to your preferences, everything is completely subjective.  But there's a reason ratings exist.  Can you imagine movies without the "Two Thumbs Up!" review smacked along with it?  Can you imagine a Yelp review without the star-rating system?  Can you imagine YouTube without the Thumbs Up (Like) or Thumbs Down (Dislike) button? No? Niether can I.  Which is why I am enforcing a strict 1 to 5 Toilet Rating system.  If a bathroom is top notch at CSULB, it will most likely get a 4-5 Toilet rating.  If a bathroom is disgustingly horrible at CSULB, it will most likely get a 1-2 Toilet rating. Average? 3 Toilet rating.  And so on, and so forth.

Yes, I did Google "Cartoon Toilet".

CSULB Map

Below is a Map of CSULB, a little overwhelming at first, but study it.  Get familiar with it.  This map may save your life, and your pants.

                                                   (Pictured Above: Map of CSULB)
           
For starters, you're going to need to know two basic things: Where you are AND Do you have a history of pooping your pants.  As in, literally, where are you? What building.  What part of campus. And, seriously, have you pooped your pants before? What's your longest track-record for holding it?

Best Places to Poo: An Introduction

Imagine this.  You are a college student at a prestigious State school with a full time packed schedule. You have a large, fulfilling, nutritious breakfast before you begin your day. You head to school on your busiest day of the week with the most classes.  You get to school on time, you attend your first class on time and prepared, you attend your second, and things are going swimmingly.  Uh-oh.  There's a grumble in your tummy.  You have to release your bowels.  But you only have 15 minutes to get to your next class on time and with time to spare to choose a desirable seat.  Where do you poo? What's the cleanest and closest facility? If only there was something that existed to assist you in your Code Brown Evacuation.  Well fellow CSULB students.  Now there is.  Introducing CSULB-B. (The B stands for Bathroom)