Best Places to Poo: An Introduction

Imagine this.  You are a college student at a prestigious State school with a full time packed schedule. You have a large, fulfilling, nutritious breakfast before you begin your day. You head to school on your busiest day of the week with the most classes.  You get to school on time, you attend your first class on time and prepared, you attend your second, and things are going swimmingly.  Uh-oh.  There's a grumble in your tummy.  You have to release your bowels.  But you only have 15 minutes to get to your next class on time and with time to spare to choose a desirable seat.  Where do you poo? What's the cleanest and closest facility? If only there was something that existed to assist you in your Code Brown Evacuation.  Well fellow CSULB students.  Now there is.  Introducing CSULB-B. (The B stands for Bathroom)